this text conversation actually happened with cam yesterday. I wanted to share the bubbly joy.
me: I decided I am fizzled with ****. (Name concealed to protect the guilty.)
cam: You personally are fizzled?
me: Yeah. I think my inner soda has gone flat.
cam: Did ***** possibly fill a new fizzy cup? (Name concealed to protect the innocent.)
me: Haha. Possibly. But I don’t wanna jump to any carbonated conclusions yet.
cam: Carbonated conclusions! Haha!