I’d like to introduce you to…
THE KIDNEY STONE SNUGGIE DEVIL (KSSD)
culprit of the hellish pain he has turned my life into for the past week.. using his minions — these guys:
I know. so. disgusting.
and it isn’t just the past week.. he did this to me two months ago as well.
And he prevents me from eating. If I wanted to be anorexic AND bulimic then I would do it of my own free will!
Luckily Lortab Man (LTM) and I WILL track him down and choke him with that ridiculous orange monstrosity he is wearing on his body. (the Snuggie in and of itself freaks me out.) We’re so close to catching him with our uber technology.
You just watch yourself, KSSD!
You are GOING DOWWWWWWWWWN!