the following things are jerking my chain today:
arrogant girl drivers in white Eclipses
boys who tell you you’re “cute” when you inform them that it’s been 2 days since you’ve talked after a semi-fight (causing you a lot of internal turmoil) and you tell them not to patronize you and they say, “what? I’m serious. besides, making up is always fun.”
when Wendy’s forgets to give you a straw with your Diet Coke
snow/freeze-out weather
peeing in public bathrooms.. especially when somebody else is in there to hear you
working during institute
people who are outrageous jerks to my bff with zero cause
control-top tights
forgetting to remember rebates
incompetent people on the phone at work
and now that you’ve had a dose of Negative Nancy, here’s a little Positive Polly..
the following things are not jerking my chain today:
argyle patterned tights
the prettiness of big white snowflakes falling all around me
chocolates from Disneyland
reflecting on last night’s motorcycle ride through Ogden Canyon + hot chocolate in Huntsville with a (different) boy
french fries
the songs “You Make My Dreams” by Hall & Oates and “Don’t Stop” by Innerpartysystem
funny co-workers
admitting that I actually really like the show “Glee,” even though I never watch tv, because I Hulu-ed all the available episodes on a whim. (p.s. anyone know how I can see episodes 1-3? it won’t show them to me there.. and that is not really a Positive Polly feeling. I feel like those would fill a lot of holes for me.)
red spoons
kthanks.
currently rocking out to: “On Your Porch” by The Format

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October 27, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Amber
You can watch Glee on http://www.fox.com go to full episodes! We’ve watched them all too & hysteria soon followed! I heart your face
October 27, 2009 at 10:06 pm
John
Still raining men, I see. Better get an umbrella.
I can get you the eps of Glee on a DVD or something that you can watch on your ‘puter.
October 28, 2009 at 12:25 am
scott
Hi Aubrey,
Love the rant on boys telling you are “cute” after the fight.
I found you via a search for “Dating” on WordPress. If you’re interested, I’ve started a site for real-time updates from your dates, http://www.LuvvBugg.com. I built it cause all my girlfriends were telling me these crazy stories from their dates, so I thought it would be cool to capture the moment and also allow their friends to comment, provide advice or a joke in real-time. Given your post, I thought you might want to check it out. Give it a shot.
Cheers,
Scott
October 28, 2009 at 11:07 am
Cambria
I hate when people are outrageous jerks to me, too.
But I love you.
October 28, 2009 at 3:14 pm
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